Dave Eggers: Guys who are in the third coolest frat of a private college.and:
Nick Hornby: Guys who wear skinny jeans and the girls that love them.
Phillippa Gregory: Women who have repressed their desire to go to Renaissance Festivals
Richard Dawkins: People who have their significant other grab them under the table in order to shut them up whenever someone else at a dinner says something absolutely ridiculous and wrong.
Michael Pollan: The girl who just turned vegan to cover up her eating disorder.I know that Michael Pollan girl. She is a "model" and "eats," she swears.