I'm sure some of you thought that viruses jumping from animals to people was relatively new, a la bird flu or swine flu or AIDs (all: very bad). Well guess what? It's just drug-resistant forms of these diseases from the overuse of antibiotics in our food and lifestyles that's new!
There's a new theory that Jane Austen died from cow TB. And you know what? That is super lame. But, on the plus side, if you become a really famous author, dear reader, in 200 years people will come up with all sorts of theories about what killed you (hopefully not something terribly ironic, like a huge paper cut at a book signing).
12.02.2009
What killed Jane Austen? Cows.
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damn that's old,
environmentalism,
Jane Austen,
wow that sucks
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One of the Brontes, Charlotte maybe? supposedly died of hyperemesis. Suitable for a Bronte sister but truly a terrible way to go. Bella just thought she had it bad getting knocked up with the vampire spawn.
ReplyDeleteOh my. I just looked that up, and I really, really hope that isn't what Falen had this morning...
ReplyDeleteHaha!
ReplyDeleteLuckily i'm not pregnant. I seem to have some virulent strain of "twilightitis" wherein the realization of some twihards obsession leads to excessive vomiting.