Fact: I could not give two craps about sports journalism (not even a single crap, actually). Fact: I watched over three minutes of video about sports journalism because of the tablet being shilled:
Ok, another fact: as Gawker points out, this is all theoretical and doesn't actually exist yet (and it probably won't be as cool when/if it's for real). Whatever, guys. This tablet is my own personal Twilight. I will obsess about its awesomeness in my imagination until I am incapable of telling fact from fiction and live my life according to the one true way. My Life is Tablet.