Richard Kemp, of the Shakespeare Birthplace Trust, said: “We are hoping to find organic debris that will teach us what the great man had for dinner. Our dream find would be the first draft of The Tempest, which we know Shakespeare did write here.”I don't know if Shakespeare would approve, but, hey, he's dead. Any bets on what they find? Slash what he might have had for dinner?
Digging up Shakespeare's trash
Archaeologists are digging up Shakespeare's lawn, in the hopes of finding his shit. His literal shit. Ahem: