12.16.2009

Romance dos and do nots

This is an amazing, amazing list of things main romance characters shouldn't do. And the list is so good. My favorite?
Have the longest legs the hero’s ever seen, especially if I’m only five foot tall.
And, of course:
Borrow clothes that are too snug in the bosom.
Because these things come up in my life all the friggin time.
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  1. LaurelDecember 16, 2009 at 4:56 PM

    Heehee! The borrowing clothes that are too snug in the bosom slays me. I get it. She's endowed. However. In reality if something is too tight across the goodies it is not a good look. Sort squidges and squares a gal out, if you know what I mean. What's the point of a great rack if you squish it all to heck?

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  2. Renee PinnerDecember 16, 2009 at 5:15 PM

    Okay, the velvet/lint comment had me laughing out loud in my very professional office. Nice.

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  3. Rebecca KnightDecember 16, 2009 at 5:23 PM

    AHAHAHAH! What a great list! :D I enjoyed going upstairs to investigate the screaming in the attic in your nightie. Very practical.

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  4. Lydia SharpDecember 16, 2009 at 5:25 PM

    Haha, Laurel. Unfortunately, I know what you mean. I have been cursed with a larger-than-average rack and a small waist. Sounds fabulous, right? WRONG. Try finding a top that fits your waist without smashing your girls, or one that lets them breathe without making you look pregnant.
    Ughity, ugh, ughity.

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  5. Terry StonecropDecember 16, 2009 at 5:32 PM

    My favorite, but then again, I'm a mystery buff, is this one:

    "Tell all my suspicions to the nice looking, totally sympathetic 'other' man only to find out he’s the killer." (TheTwoJeans)

    I'm still struggling over the velvet thing.

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  6. LaurelDecember 16, 2009 at 6:56 PM

    Lydia, you are singing my song.

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