Twilight returns, funds blood suckers

Stephenie Meyer wrote a new novella! Which she's giving away for free on her website! Which stars a vampire who was in Twilight! And if you do buy it, money will be donated to the Red Cross! Which I assume was picked because it's ironic to have vampirism benefit blood donation! But I'm not sure, and might be giving people too much credit!

And now I am exhausted, from that sincere level of enthusiasm.


  1. Remember when J.K. Rowling did this and it was better?

  2. Oh Laura, your sarcasm towards the Twilight franchise never gets old. (And I mean that with complete sincerosity.)