Sometimes when I'm bored I look out the window and imagine a fireball whizzing down the block. I think that actually just happened.and:
Even the zombies are getting into it. They seem to be BBQing. I could have sworn one muttered, "Oooh, the boob meat is tender."I almost wish zombie novels and Twitters were not so amazing, because I cannot stop reading them and they routinely scare the crap out of me, and then all of a sudden it is 4am and I am planning my zombie escape plan (it is very, very detailed. Spots on my survival team are still open). I read somewhere around 100 books a year, and World War Z is the only one I routinely recommend to people.
And so, as someone who is 100% objective, all of the time, I can safely say: zombies are awesome.