Waffle bacon: Life has meaning

Dear anyone who wants to buy me presents,

Please, for the love of all that is holy and a lot that isn't, purchase me a waffle iron. First there were waffle cookies, then waffle cake, and now waffle bacon (there's a video!). There are a lot of things I could say, but what it comes down to is this: I simply cannot continue to live without a waffle iron.

I am a holiday omnivore, and will pretend to celebrate anything you want me to in exchange for said waffle iron.

Your best friend,

Laura C. Ombreviations


  1. This has been my favorite way to cook bacon for a while. If you really want to gild the lily (and spend an hour cleaning your waffle iron) coat the bacon with a smidge of cayenne pepper and lots of brown sugar before you cook it.

  2. Laurel, I can't believe you knew about waffle bacon and didn't tell everyone (mostly me)!

    I'm trying this as soon as I get a waffle iron.

  3. Ah, yes. Many unplumbed depths have I. (insert dirty joke here)

    It also works with a Foreman grill or any like device. Enjoy!

  4. How about pressing your MS in the waffle iron--add a little syrup, bacon, and you can eat your words!