Dear anyone who wants to buy me presents,
Please, for the love of all that is holy and a lot that isn't, purchase me a waffle iron. First there were waffle cookies, then waffle cake, and now waffle bacon (there's a video!). There are a lot of things I could say, but what it comes down to is this: I simply cannot continue to live without a waffle iron.
I am a holiday omnivore, and will pretend to celebrate anything you want me to in exchange for said waffle iron.
Your best friend,
Laura C. Ombreviations