Zombies versus unicorns

Who will win???

Zombies, biyatches.


  1. Problem... if the zombie wins, then we have a zombie-unicorn on our hands. So the unicorn doesn't truly die/lose, and they ride off into the sunset together. I'm not really okay with that, Laura. Thanks for the upcoming nightmares.

  2. You make a good point, Gregoire...but zombies are hardier than mimes...

    And Lydia, you have to be prepared for these circumstances! I couldn't sugarcoat the truth of the impeding zombicorn infestation forever.

  3. But, Laura... Unicorns even fought the Cold War.

    What zombie could do that? And the zombie has been getting a lot of love lately. That's going to make them lazy.

  4. You know, today has been very informative about unicorns. I assumed they only came in standard white, but it turns out they come in other mythical colors, like "functional communism."

    What would I do without you, Alicia?

    Plus, zombicorns: herbivores, carnivores, omnivores, or simply brainivores? They don't really have the teeth for meat, but do zombies care about that?

  5. Aw... Thanks, Laura.

    I think maybe zombicorns go after brains of other mystical critters. Thoughts?

  6. Zombicorn Apocalypse is actually the title of my WIP. Weird.

    It's a book of social and political commentary, but wrapped in the metaphorical shawl of an erotica/romance novel. Think Frank Herbert's Dune... but with zombie unicorns.

  7. Okay, I realized it's not really like Dune at all. It's actually more like the January 1984 Penthouse Forum meets anything by Noam Chomsky.

    ... but with zombie unicorns.