Problem... if the zombie wins, then we have a zombie-unicorn on our hands. So the unicorn doesn't truly die/lose, and they ride off into the sunset together. I'm not really okay with that, Laura. Thanks for the upcoming nightmares.
You know, today has been very informative about unicorns. I assumed they only came in standard white, but it turns out they come in other mythical colors, like "functional communism."
What would I do without you, Alicia?
Plus, zombicorns: herbivores, carnivores, omnivores, or simply brainivores? They don't really have the teeth for meat, but do zombies care about that?
Zombicorn Apocalypse is actually the title of my WIP. Weird.
It's a book of social and political commentary, but wrapped in the metaphorical shawl of an erotica/romance novel. Think Frank Herbert's Dune... but with zombie unicorns.
what happen when you talk too fast (and too often) and force evolve English by combining words to abbreviate. Combreviations are dogs, bred to be likable, useful, and friendly, while most words come out of the natural selection of English. Sure, they may not be the fittest, but damn if everyone doesn't love them.
No - unicorns.
ReplyDeleteProblem... if the zombie wins, then we have a zombie-unicorn on our hands. So the unicorn doesn't truly die/lose, and they ride off into the sunset together. I'm not really okay with that, Laura. Thanks for the upcoming nightmares.
ReplyDeleteYou make a good point, Gregoire...but zombies are hardier than mimes...
ReplyDeleteAnd Lydia, you have to be prepared for these circumstances! I couldn't sugarcoat the truth of the impeding zombicorn infestation forever.
But, Laura... Unicorns even fought the Cold War.
ReplyDeleteWhat zombie could do that? And the zombie has been getting a lot of love lately. That's going to make them lazy.
You know, today has been very informative about unicorns. I assumed they only came in standard white, but it turns out they come in other mythical colors, like "functional communism."
ReplyDeleteWhat would I do without you, Alicia?
Plus, zombicorns: herbivores, carnivores, omnivores, or simply brainivores? They don't really have the teeth for meat, but do zombies care about that?
Aw... Thanks, Laura.
ReplyDeleteI think maybe zombicorns go after brains of other mystical critters. Thoughts?
Zombicorn Apocalypse is actually the title of my WIP. Weird.
ReplyDeleteIt's a book of social and political commentary, but wrapped in the metaphorical shawl of an erotica/romance novel. Think Frank Herbert's Dune... but with zombie unicorns.
Okay, I realized it's not really like Dune at all. It's actually more like the January 1984 Penthouse Forum meets anything by Noam Chomsky.
ReplyDelete... but with zombie unicorns.