Are you a bookworm? Are you enthusiastic about the outside, but slightly, er, outdoors-ly challenged? Fear not--someone else has done the legwork of getting lost in the woods and trying different survival guides. And he lived to write the article!
So, next time you're stuck in the woods and happen to have internet, remember this post, so you can be linked to the article, so you can go to the nearest store and buy a survival guide. So you can survive.