Dear Sirs and Madams,
I feel that we've known each other for some time. Several months, in fact. Why, pray tell then, have I not received any $20,000 checks in the mail? I say important things! Like...that thing the other day...you know what I'm talking about. That one time.
Ok, for reals, I understand that I'm not super contributing to society or "journalism-ing." And I don't loath anyone a nice check, and anonymity makes it a little difficult to accept your monies.
I'm just saying. Some people like checks.
Sincerely,
Laura C. Ombreviations
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Sending one right over. Just don't cash it until 2032. Also, it's written in rupees. And it may or may not be my actual signature on the bottom.
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ReplyDeleteYour problem is you keep dealing with us poor folks. My Mother has always told me my biggest fault is I never found a rich woman to marry. I think her advice applies here.
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