Abraham Lincoln + vampires + Tim Burton = Oh em gee

I have gone on record not liking book trailers. Today, I make an exception, for Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter:

Apparently Tim Burton wants to adapt this, but I say no thank you: someone needs to make Quentin Tarantino do this. And then make it Babe-raham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter.

I think I just blew my own mind.


  1. Holy crap. That's seven different kinds of awesome.

    Also, where do we sign the petition for Babe-raham?

  2. I don't particularly want to read the book, but I think I need to see the movie. WEIRD.