The mistress memoirs and the path to a book deal

It turns out, having writing talent doesn't land you a book deal. In reality, all you have to do is fuck a celebrity (not even an A list one!).

So, aspiring authors, take heart: don't worry about rejections, because boning, and not talent, is the way to success.

1 comment:

  1. I just wrote a post about this on my blog. I found a copy of a WAG'S diary in my house and i massacred it. I made it into a piece of art (well questionably). It needed to be destroyed. Sleeping with a footballer does not make you an author. It makes me so angry aahh!