It turns out, having writing talent doesn't land you a book deal. In reality, all you have to do is fuck a celebrity (not even an A list one!).
So, aspiring authors, take heart: don't worry about rejections, because boning, and not talent, is the way to success.
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I just wrote a post about this on my blog. I found a copy of a WAG'S diary in my house and i massacred it. I made it into a piece of art (well questionably). It needed to be destroyed. Sleeping with a footballer does not make you an author. It makes me so angry aahh!
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